Valentine is just around the corner. People are planning dates and all sort of ways to make it a memorable day for their loved ones but as much as we see the whole valentine fever in town, the whole break up line drama on twitter makes it look like twitter is not made up of the same people.
There has been this trend on twitter where people think of the most baseless of reasons to break up with their girlfriends so they can have ‘extra fun’ on that special day of love. Basically, it’s all a joke but I’m pretty sure over fifty percent of people joining that trend are actually drafting and picking out the best that lines to suit their act that day.
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Following the hash tag #ValentineBreakupline, there has been all sorts of comments like ‘Why should you call me without calling me to tell me you will call me? It’s over!’ and others saying ‘I told you I like my food hot but you refused to warm my ice cream. It’s over!’. Trust me, there’s even worse.
Why didn’t you call me to tell me you’ll be calling me before calling me
— Kwahu Jack Sparrow?? (@reginald_ankasa) February 10, 2020
It’s over?#ValentineBreakUpline
Bae : "Singing" Jesus you love me too much ooo Too much ooo excess love.
— eyiramcomedy (@eyiramcomedy_) February 10, 2020
Me : I knew you were cheating on me with that guy ? pack up your things, go and live with him in heaven ?????#ValentineBreakupline
Bae at the moment ????? pic.twitter.com/DhdWERifwy
Why didn't you knock before entering the bathroom? My ancestors could have been bathing. You don't respect traditions. Its over. #ValentineBreakupline
— Dr. Ayigbe Borla Bird 塞拉姆 ?? (@Mr_Ceyram) February 10, 2020
Me:boo can you prepare me a hot tea
— AroundTheFish??? (@3y3_b3l3_a) February 10, 2020
Boo: OK dear
**brings the tea
Me: this is yesterdays water
Its over wai??#ValentineBreakupline pic.twitter.com/EvkPdglnap
“Honey I miss you”
— ɴε godFαтнεર????™ (@OnegodFather_) February 10, 2020
“You called me honey? Meaning my mom issa Bee and my whole family is full of insects, it’s over between us!”
#ValentineBreakUpLine pic.twitter.com/p2EY9YfsDR
Oh… So you called my name without the capital letter abi? Where's the respect? I cant do this anymore. Its over between us. #ValentineBreakUpLine
— Dr. Ayigbe Borla Bird 塞拉姆 ?? (@Mr_Ceyram) February 10, 2020
I gave u 2 eggs, 1 to boil en 1 to fry…. U fried de one u wer supposed to boil and boiled de one u wer supposed to fry….
— . (@Triller_1) February 10, 2020
It's over. I cnt date disrespectful gal #ValentineBreakupline
Bae : my love there's too much mosquitoes in the room don't you have mosquito coil ?
— eyiramcomedy (@eyiramcomedy_) February 10, 2020
Me : So you are a serial killer eer You want to kill God's creation in my room ??? I can't be a part of this evil act . Its over#ValentineBreakupline
Bae at this moment ??????? pic.twitter.com/Az51McijXV
By: Maureen Dedei Quaye
